I haven’t been this excited since last Winter when I got to report a hit-and-run to the police on a bump on the license plate of my car.
If there’s something no one should ever have to know about me, it is the many colorful things I would do to get to hang out with [...]
Do, or do not. There is no try.
- Yoda, Star Wars
You know what I think is funny?
I think Ricky Gervais is funny. Yeah, he’s funny. I think The Black Adder series is funny. I think the fact that I can’t drive a car once a week for a full month without wrecking it, is funny. [...]
My advance apologies for the particularly insensitive language featured in this post. My brain was itching. I tried to stick a toothbrush in my ear, but I couldn’t scratch it.
Last Sunday, January 17 2010, actress Chloë Sevigny took home the Golden Globe for Best Performance by an Actress in a TV Series, Mini Series or [...]
Col. Hans Landa – You’ll be shot for this!
Lt. Aldo Raine – Nah, I don’t think so. More like chewed out. I’ve been chewed out before.
- Inglourious Basterds
I have a bone to pick with Owen Gleiberman of Entertainment Weekly.
Earlier today, I was surfing (the excellent) Merveilleuse Mélanie Laurent when I came across Gleiberman’s EW assessment [...]
I am officially bidding adieu to my co-webbing side gigs at Miranda Otto Online & Eric Bana Fan.
The Plan: Open David Wenham News in due course. Also, kidnap David Wenham.
On another note, I have once again and rather predictably neglected this blog for an extended period of time. Success!
“That was deliberate! It was deliberate.”
- Gimli, [...]
Safari 4. The shit really hit the fan at the Apple headquarters this time.
“Tech-savvy consumers are lining up today to be the first to purchase Sony’s brand new stupid piece of shit that doesn’t do the goddamn thing it’s fucking supposed to.”
- The Onion News Network
The Tech Specs:
Apple 15-inch MacBook Pro (2007)
Mac OS X [...]
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