This isn’t really a legitimate review of the Eurovision Song Contest. Mainly because the ESC was like, three months ago.
But then that also means everyone should be severely lacking in Vitamin Kitsch by now. To your monumental fortune, however, I am here to remedy that. Praise Jesus!
Jack Davenport: So hello, my good sirs. I’m Jack Sex-On-Legs. Let’s just get that out of the way.
Smooth yet [...]
“And thirdly, the code is more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules.”
- Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Caribbean
Language Disclaimer: Once you get past the 100% biased and really unnecessary name-calling, it’s actually a rather poor read. Sorry.
A casual follower’s thoughts on the F1 German Grand Prix last Sunday.
Fernando Alonso is a Ferrari string puppet and a blundering twat.
Not that there ever really was, but [...]
“An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.”
- English proverb
This post contains videos from da YouTube. If you see blank spaces in their stead, you are seriously defo not on Firefox and that totally stinks. RECTIFY STAT.
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Food/Drink
001. McDonald’s or Burger King? – McDonald’s. I don’t think we have Burger King here. But then I only ever go to Mickey D’s so I wouldn’t know.
002. Pepsi or [...]
“It’s all about connecting people.”
- Apple
So this, apparently, will be my next phone.
No. I mean, of course, this:
Now I have no doubt in my mind that this is all around a very functional, practical and modern-type phone, which I’m sure handles beautifully and quickly in every way and probably 67 times better in more ways than I can be bothered to care about than the [...]
Let’s just get down to it, because I really haven’t peed in days compiling this.
Well. Not really. But it was painful.
Best Dressed at the 82nd Annual Academy Awards
Honorable Mention – Amanda Seyfried in Armani Privé
The sculpted bodice is incredibly flattering, but girl seriously needs a hair stylist who doesn’t do ‘high school’.
Have a look for yourself.
Honorable Mention – Kathryn Bigelow in Yves Saint Laurent
Note to [...]
I haven’t been this excited since last Winter when I got to report a hit-and-run to the police on a bump on the license plate of my car.
If there’s something no one should ever have to know about me, it is the many colorful things I would do to get to hang out with David Wenham for just one day. (Because I would **** [...]
Do, or do not. There is no try.
- Yoda, Star Wars
You know what I think is funny?
I think Ricky Gervais is funny. Yeah, he’s funny. I think The Black Adder series is funny. I think the fact that I can’t drive a car once a week for a full month without wrecking it, is funny. Moreover, I think Conan O’Brien is funny. And the NBC? [...]
So my brain was itching today. I tried to stick a toothbrush in my ear, but I couldn’t scratch it.
Last Sunday, January 17 2010, actress Chloë Sevigny took home the Golden Globe for Best Performance by an Actress in a TV Series, Mini Series or MP Made for Television for her portrayal of Nicolette “Nicki” Grant on Big Love, the critically acclaimed HBO polygamist [...]
