“And thirdly, the code is more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules.”
- Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Caribbean
Language Disclaimer: Once you get past the 100% biased and really unnecessary name-calling, it’s actually a rather poor read. Sorry.
A casual follower’s thoughts on the F1 German Grand Prix last Sunday.
Fernando Alonso is a Ferrari string puppet and a blundering twat.
Not that there ever really was, but [...]
“An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.”
- English proverb
This post contains videos from da YouTube. If you see blank spaces in their stead, you are seriously defo not on Firefox and that totally stinks. RECTIFY STAT.
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Food/Drink
001. McDonald’s or Burger King? – McDonald’s. I don’t think we have Burger King here. But then I only ever go to Mickey D’s so I wouldn’t know.
002. Pepsi or [...]
“It’s all about connecting people.”
- Apple
So this, apparently, will be my next phone.
No. I mean, of course, this:
Now I have no doubt in my mind that this is all around a very functional, practical and modern-type phone, which I’m sure handles beautifully and quickly in every way and probably 67 times better in more ways than I can be bothered to care about than the [...]
Let’s just get down to it, because I really haven’t peed in days compiling this.
Well. Not really. But it was painful.
Best Dressed at the 82nd Annual Academy Awards
Honorable Mention – Amanda Seyfried in Armani Privé
The sculpted bodice is incredibly flattering, but girl seriously needs a hair stylist who doesn’t do ‘high school’.
Have a look for yourself.
Honorable Mention – Kathryn Bigelow in Yves Saint Laurent
Note to [...]
I haven’t been this excited since last Winter when I got to report a hit-and-run to the police on a bump on the license plate of my car.
If there’s something no one should ever have to know about me, it is the many colorful things I would do to get to hang out with David Wenham for just one day. (Because I would **** [...]
Do, or do not. There is no try.
- Yoda, Star Wars
You know what I think is funny?
I think Ricky Gervais is funny. Yeah, he’s funny. I think The Black Adder series is funny. I think the fact that I can’t drive a car once a week for a full month without wrecking it, is funny. Moreover, I think Conan O’Brien is funny. And the NBC? [...]
So my brain was itching today. I tried to stick a toothbrush in my ear, but I couldn’t scratch it.
Last Sunday, January 17 2010, actress Chloë Sevigny took home the Golden Globe for Best Performance by an Actress in a TV Series, Mini Series or MP Made for Television for her portrayal of Nicolette “Nicki” Grant on Big Love, the critically acclaimed HBO polygamist [...]
Col. Hans Landa – You’ll be shot for this!
Lt. Aldo Raine – Nah, I don’t think so. More like chewed out. I’ve been chewed out before.
- Inglourious Basterds
I have a bone to pick with Owen Gleiberman of Entertainment Weekly.
Earlier today, I was surfing (the excellent) Merveilleuse Mélanie Laurent when I came across Gleiberman’s EW assessment of the recently revealed Screen Actors Guild Award nominations, among [...]
